Wait for it...
Here she comes...
Go ahead, click it to read messages
I am stranded on a desert island
A website I made is in a competition
If it wins, maybe someone will come save me
I only have 2 animal crackers left
Please vote for SophieHardach.com
Nike and Toyota are not stranded on desert islands
Though they probably own a few
You're still here
1 animal cracker
But where are my manners
Do you want the last one?
It's a hippo
Or maybe I should keep it
Friends are hard to come by on a desert island
And it appears to be a very pleasant hippo
I wonder if the internet has changed since I've been gone
Do people still like videos of cats?
I just ate my hippo
Please consider that while voting for Sophie Hardach
By the way
My name is not Sophie
But I did create a website for her. She's very cool
My name is Jonah
I'm running out of paper
So get me off this island
And please recycle this bottle
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